Help!!!.....
I'm really out of my mind now!!!
These days, I wasn't in a good mood, though it's holiday. I'm always argueing with my sister, though it's a small thingy. (My sister is really mad of me now!)
I'm now typing when the time appears to be 3:50 a.m. No sign of tire in me.
Now, my sister just finished her time argueing with me and she's having her sweet dreams. And i'm uploading videos of K.O.3anguo (recently catching up). Quite delightful because it's going well.
BUT, i'm using my old computer without speaker so... cannot watch movie or listen to any songs. My brother is using the one we always used so i'm not cutting my line. (Look at him!! Playing Cabal...is it really that fun?)
My sejarah nota is going well, up to Dato' Maharaja Lela. Still a little bit more before finishing it and pass up!! hehe~
I'm going to Mid Valley with Jia Jia today(in the morning), but i'm really short of money. Only RM88 after summing up mine and my sister's money. (So damn little) But i'm buying a watch!!(though my sister won't allow me to because mine is fine.) And that brought us to a fight too.......
I've got to say that, I'm really feeling SORRY to my sister for being so stubborn. But things happen and go. So i'm letting down.
In the same time, allow me to send my apologize-ment to everyone that i made u angry or sad. I really don't mean it. NOT IN A GOOD MOOD!!!
Oh ya!! thought of our changing place in our class. I'm going well with my place because Lam Chee Seng is always not in his place. hehe~ Zhong Yih is sitting behind me so Zhi Jie always come here to chat with him(they are really a nice 'couple') Can't stand watching them sometimes, so went to sit with Wei Teen always, sending away Fook Jian to another place. (Sorry for being so annoying) Thank You for letting me to sit with Wei Teen.
But after our changing of place (though i'm still sitting in the same place), luck's going bad. My ex-probay got hurt because of unbalanced and fell, Wei Teen tripped too and something ashamed happaned. Not feeling well these days and my mood can't remain good. it's like there's something changed me into a devil or maybe, something is in myself.(Door of Heaven/Hell is recently opened) CHOY!!!!!! dai kat lai si
Cried that day in the school(only Wei Teen knows about it) but don't know why.(Not installation day though i cried that day too.) pissed off~~ Kept crying but don't know why. I'm really going to a doctor one day.
That's all ~~
2009年8月28日星期五
2009年8月26日星期三
2009年8月25日星期二
冬天的笑话52则
1.有一只企鹅,他的家离北极熊家特别远,要是靠走的话,得走20年才能到。有一天,企鹅在家里呆着特别无聊,准备去找北极熊玩,与是他出门了,可是走到路的一半的时候发现自己忘记锁门了,这就已经走了10年了,可是门还是得锁啊,于是企鹅又走回家去锁门。锁了门以后,企鹅再次出发去找北极熊,等于他花了40年才到了北极熊他们家……然后企鹅就敲门说:“北极熊北极熊,企鹅找你玩来了!” 结果北极熊开门以后你猜他说什么?……“还是去你家玩吧~”
2.小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,问:“老板,你们有没有一百个小面包啊?” 老板:“啊,真抱歉,没有那么多” “这样啊。。。”小白兔垂头丧气地走了。 第二天,小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板,有没有一百个小面包啊?” 老板:“对不起,还是没有啊” “这样啊。。。”小白兔又垂头丧气地走了。 第三天,小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板,有没有一百个小面包啊?” 老板高兴的说:“有了,有了,今天我们有一百个小面包了!!” 小白兔掏出钱:“太好了,我买两个!”
3.小明说:「阿康,问你“有一只鲨鱼吃下了一颗绿豆,结果它变成了什么”?」 阿康说:「我不知道,答案是什么?」 小明说:「嘿!嘿!答案是“绿豆沙(绿豆鲨)”,你很笨喔!」
4 .老师问一同学怎么减少白色污染? 同学答:把饭盒做成蓝色
5. 有个人,他肠胃不好.一天,他来到胃病医院看病,对医生说:“我吃什么拉什么,吃西瓜拉西瓜,吃黄瓜拉黄瓜!” 医生想了想,对他说:“我看你只有吃屎了!”
6.飞机上,一位空中小姐问一个小女孩说:“为什么飞机飞这么高都不会撞到星星呢?” 小女孩回答到:“我知道,因为星星会‘闪’啊!”
7.有一只北极熊和一只企鹅在一起耍,企鹅把身上的毛一根一根地拔了下来,拔完之后,对北极熊说:“好冷哦!”“北极熊听了,也把自己身上的毛一根一根地拔了下来,转头对企鹅说:“果然很冷!”
8 .有一个面包,走着走着肚子饿了,于是就把自己吃了.
9.Q:非洲食人族的酋长吃什么? A:人啊! Q:那有一天,酋长病了,医生告诉他要吃素,那他吃什么? A:吃植物人!~~
10.美国人∶你看过木头做的杯子吗? 中国人∶没有! 美国人∶那为什麽你们中国字的“杯”是木字旁? 中国人∶“杯“字旁边不是有个“不”字吗!也就是说它不是木头做的。
11.小白+小白=? 小白兔(TWO)~!
12.Q:胖子从12楼掉下来会变什么? A:死胖子
13.阿松和阿柏无事闲聊互道岁月不饶人。 阿松:“回忆儿童时代,过的最快乐的是儿童节。” 阿柏:“过了十年就是青年节。” 阿松:“再过十年就是父亲节。” 阿柏:“再过几十年就是老人节了。” 阿松:“又再过几十年.” 阿柏:“清明节。”
14.百万富翁开着豪华的加长“林肯“轿车经过一个村落时,看见路旁有两个乞丐正在拔草吃,百万富翁随即停下车。 “你们为什么吃草?“ “我们实在是没有钱......“一个乞丐答道。 “真是的,上车吧,到我家去。 “ “我家里还有老婆和两个孩子......“一个乞丐嘟囔道。 “把他们叫来1富翁指了指另一个乞丐。“还有你,把你的家属也叫来。“ “我家人口可多,除了老婆外,还有五个孩子。“另一个乞丐说道。 “没关系,都叫来,快去! 就这样,两个乞丐和他们的家属都上了车,好在是加长车。行使途中,一个乞丐的老婆感激的说道:“老板,您人真好,连我们这样的贫穷的人您都能请到家.“ 百万富翁答道:“没什么,我刚刚从国外回来,家宅一直没人照看,院子里的草坪可能有一米多高了,你们可以吃个够。
15.某曰国战如火如荼,公会团长为了激励士气来到了大草原前线…… 公会团长问:情况怎样? 团员弓箭手报告说:报告团长!前方20公尺的帐棚旁有一个拜索斯的弓箭手,不过他的准度很烂,这几天射了好多次,都没有射到人。 团长听完便问:既然发现敌国的弓箭手,为什么不把他干掉? 团员弓箭手说:报告团长!不好吧,难道你要让他们换一个比较准的吗?
16.众士兵:“渴……渴……“ 曹操:“大家再坚持一会!我曾经到过这个地方,记得附近有一座梅林,再走一会可能就到了“ 众士兵:“噢 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄有梅子吃呀 ̄ ̄ ̄噢 ̄ ̄ ̄“ 半个时辰后——曹仁:“主公!探险队找到了大量的水源!“ 曹操:“哈哈哈哈,大家听到了吗?终于有水喝啦“ 众士兵:“不去……一定要找到梅子……“
17.某女校闹鬼。 有天被小红遇上了。 鬼说:学妹。。。你看。。。我没有脚。。。我没有脚。。。 小红:那有什么。学姐你看,我没有胸部,我没有胸部。
18.一块三分熟的牛排和一块5分熟的牛排在大街上遇到了,为什么他们没打招呼呢??(假设他们会说话) 因为.................... 因为........................ 因为他们都不熟啊~~!哈哈
19.小蛇很慌张地问大蛇哥哥..“哥哥,我们有没有毒??“大蛇说:“你问这干吗.?“小蛇说:“我刚才不小心把自己舌头咬到了。”
20.龟兔赛跑...兔子很快跑到前面去了.. 乌龟看到一只蜗牛爬得很慢很慢..对他说:你上来,我背你吧.. 然后..蜗牛就上来了.. 过了一会..乌龟又看到一只蚂蚁..对他说:你也上来吧.. 于是蚂蚁也上来了。. 蚂蚁上来以后..看到上面的蜗牛..对他说了句“你好” 你们知道蜗牛说什么吗?? 蜗牛说:你抓紧点,这乌龟好快...
21.每次看你穿丝袜的时候…… 我的心中都会有一种无法言喻的感觉, 那就是…… 萝卜还包保鲜膜咧!
22.有一天有个婆婆坐车 坐到中途婆婆不认识路了 婆婆用棍子打司机屁股说:这是哪? 司机:这是我的屁股。
23.甲:“我带你去一个全部女生都没有穿胸罩的地方。” 乙:“真的吗?在哪里?快带我去!” 甲:“就在隔壁的幼儿园!”
24.有一天,老师带一群小朋友到山上采水果。 他宣布说:“小朋友,采完水果后,我们统一一起洗,洗完可以一起吃。” 所有小朋友都跑去采水果了。 集合时间一到,所有小朋友都集合了。 老师:“小华,你采到什么?” 小华:“我在洗苹果,因为我采到苹果。” 老师:“小美你呢?” 小美:“我在洗蕃茄,因为我采到蕃茄。” 老师:“小朋友都很棒哦!那阿明你呢?” 阿明:“我在洗布鞋,因为我踩到大便。”
25.坏消息:一个飞行员从飞机里掉出来了 好消息:他带了降落伞 坏消息:降落伞是坏的 好消息:下面有个干草堆 坏消息:干草堆上有一杆大粪叉 好消息:他没落到大粪叉上 坏消息:他也没落到干草堆上
26.一猴子吃花生前都要先塞进屁股再拿出来吃。对此管理员解释道:曾有人喂它桃子,结果桃核拉不出来,猴子吓怕了,现在一定要量好再吃。
27.一天深夜,一个年轻女子经过一家精神病院时,突然后面传来“哇”的一声。女子扭头一看,一个一丝不挂的男子正在向她追来。女子吓得拔腿就跑,后面的男人紧追不舍。不好,前面是一条死胡同,女子万念俱灰,跪在地上哭着哀求道:“你愿意干什么就干什么吧,只求你不要杀我。”男子狡黠地笑了笑说:“真的?那现在你开始追我。”
28.某精神病院新来护士一名,此女初来乍到,见院中有一病人围着一口古井打转,口中念着:“13,13,……”小护士心中颇为奇怪,想不出这个“13”是何含义,连续观察几日,均是如此。她总想上前问个究竟,但害怕病人发作,始终不敢。 一日,小护士终于安捺不住好奇心,慢慢的走到那个病人身边,探头向井中观望。突然那个病人抱住护士的双腿,往下一掀,开始念:“14,14,14,……”
29.火柴棍突然觉得头很痒,就伸手挠,挠着挠着就把自己烧死了...
30.请问什么动物敲两下就死了呢?答案是:鳄鱼~(因为ko..ko..dead~)
31. 为什么不能在海边讲笑话。。。
答案:会引起。。。(海啸(笑))
32.有一天一个人死了,正要把他拿去火化时,他的自女便问他爸爸说:“爸为什么叔叔他一直流汗啊”他爸爸便说“叔叔没死过阿会紧张的阿”。
33.小白长得很像大白。。。 猜4个字 真相(像)大白
34.《這是馬和牛的戀愛對話》馬對牛說 :i love you!牛說 :i love you too!馬說 :i miss you!牛說 :i miss you too!馬說 :can i kiss you!牛說 :no!馬大吼 :why!牛羞澀的說:因為牛頭不對馬嘴嘛!!
35. 什么艺人打架会掉四百五?
答案是:伍佰打李玖哲因为五百打九折就是四百五了
36.火麒麟飞到北极变什么?
答案:冰麒麟(冰淇淋)
37. 大明和小明是兄弟,小明是妈妈用牛奶养大的,那大明是妈妈用什么养大的呢?答案是:酒~因为久仰大名(酒养大明~)
38.什么东西比吃大便还残!
答案:吃两口咯
39.烤肉的时候最怕发生什么事情呢? 答案 : 最怕肉跟你装熟!
40.水姓什么???
答案:水性(姓)杨花
41.从前有个人钓鱼,钓到了只鱿鱼。 鱿鱼求他:你放了我吧,别把我烤来吃啊。 那个人说:好的,那么我来考问你几个问题吧。 鱿鱼很开心说:你考吧你考吧! 然后这人就把鱿鱼给烤了..
42.什么建筑物最高??答案是“回教堂”应为他最靠近月亮!!
43.有两个人掉到陷阱里了,死的人叫死人,活人叫什么? - 叫救命啦!
44:提问:布和纸怕什么? 回答:布怕一万,纸怕万一。 原因:不(布)怕一万,只(纸)怕万一。
45:有一天有个婆婆坐车… 坐到中途婆婆不认识路了…. 婆婆用棍子打司机屁股说:这是哪? 司机:这是我的屁股…..
46. 高考化学题:A和B可以相互转化,B在沸水中可以生成C,C在空气 中氧化成D,D有臭鸡蛋气味,问A,B,C,D各是什么? 答:A是鸡,B是生鸡蛋,C是熟鸡蛋,D当然是臭鸡蛋啦!
47:橡皮、老虎皮、狮子皮哪一个最不好? 答:橡皮。 因为橡皮擦(橡皮差)。
48. 一天,小美和她男友开车出去兜风, 车快没油了,刚好旁边有个加油站,开过去的时候,突然一阵狂风把她男友的帽子刮跑了。 小美的男友对她说: 「我去捡帽子,你帮我加油。」 男友刚跑开不远,就听到小美在他后面大喊: 「加油!加油!」
49:一只猩猩经过树林,不小心采到了长臂猿的粪便, 好心的猩猩帮长臂援打扫了. 过了不久他们相爱了,别人问你们是怎么走到一起的? 猩猩回答说:'是猿粪(缘分).!'
50:老师在课堂上对小明提问,小明站起来却一声不吭。 老师:小明?
老师:小明?? 老师:小明!你怎么回事啊?你到底知不知道答案啊?好歹吱一声啊! 小明:吱~
51:如何让饮料变大杯? 念大悲咒
52. MM找大学迷路了。遇见一位文质彬彬的教授。 MM:请问,我怎样才能到大学去? 教授:只有努力读书,才可以上大学。
2.小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,问:“老板,你们有没有一百个小面包啊?” 老板:“啊,真抱歉,没有那么多” “这样啊。。。”小白兔垂头丧气地走了。 第二天,小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板,有没有一百个小面包啊?” 老板:“对不起,还是没有啊” “这样啊。。。”小白兔又垂头丧气地走了。 第三天,小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板,有没有一百个小面包啊?” 老板高兴的说:“有了,有了,今天我们有一百个小面包了!!” 小白兔掏出钱:“太好了,我买两个!”
3.小明说:「阿康,问你“有一只鲨鱼吃下了一颗绿豆,结果它变成了什么”?」 阿康说:「我不知道,答案是什么?」 小明说:「嘿!嘿!答案是“绿豆沙(绿豆鲨)”,你很笨喔!」
4 .老师问一同学怎么减少白色污染? 同学答:把饭盒做成蓝色
5. 有个人,他肠胃不好.一天,他来到胃病医院看病,对医生说:“我吃什么拉什么,吃西瓜拉西瓜,吃黄瓜拉黄瓜!” 医生想了想,对他说:“我看你只有吃屎了!”
6.飞机上,一位空中小姐问一个小女孩说:“为什么飞机飞这么高都不会撞到星星呢?” 小女孩回答到:“我知道,因为星星会‘闪’啊!”
7.有一只北极熊和一只企鹅在一起耍,企鹅把身上的毛一根一根地拔了下来,拔完之后,对北极熊说:“好冷哦!”“北极熊听了,也把自己身上的毛一根一根地拔了下来,转头对企鹅说:“果然很冷!”
8 .有一个面包,走着走着肚子饿了,于是就把自己吃了.
9.Q:非洲食人族的酋长吃什么? A:人啊! Q:那有一天,酋长病了,医生告诉他要吃素,那他吃什么? A:吃植物人!~~
10.美国人∶你看过木头做的杯子吗? 中国人∶没有! 美国人∶那为什麽你们中国字的“杯”是木字旁? 中国人∶“杯“字旁边不是有个“不”字吗!也就是说它不是木头做的。
11.小白+小白=? 小白兔(TWO)~!
12.Q:胖子从12楼掉下来会变什么? A:死胖子
13.阿松和阿柏无事闲聊互道岁月不饶人。 阿松:“回忆儿童时代,过的最快乐的是儿童节。” 阿柏:“过了十年就是青年节。” 阿松:“再过十年就是父亲节。” 阿柏:“再过几十年就是老人节了。” 阿松:“又再过几十年.” 阿柏:“清明节。”
14.百万富翁开着豪华的加长“林肯“轿车经过一个村落时,看见路旁有两个乞丐正在拔草吃,百万富翁随即停下车。 “你们为什么吃草?“ “我们实在是没有钱......“一个乞丐答道。 “真是的,上车吧,到我家去。 “ “我家里还有老婆和两个孩子......“一个乞丐嘟囔道。 “把他们叫来1富翁指了指另一个乞丐。“还有你,把你的家属也叫来。“ “我家人口可多,除了老婆外,还有五个孩子。“另一个乞丐说道。 “没关系,都叫来,快去! 就这样,两个乞丐和他们的家属都上了车,好在是加长车。行使途中,一个乞丐的老婆感激的说道:“老板,您人真好,连我们这样的贫穷的人您都能请到家.“ 百万富翁答道:“没什么,我刚刚从国外回来,家宅一直没人照看,院子里的草坪可能有一米多高了,你们可以吃个够。
15.某曰国战如火如荼,公会团长为了激励士气来到了大草原前线…… 公会团长问:情况怎样? 团员弓箭手报告说:报告团长!前方20公尺的帐棚旁有一个拜索斯的弓箭手,不过他的准度很烂,这几天射了好多次,都没有射到人。 团长听完便问:既然发现敌国的弓箭手,为什么不把他干掉? 团员弓箭手说:报告团长!不好吧,难道你要让他们换一个比较准的吗?
16.众士兵:“渴……渴……“ 曹操:“大家再坚持一会!我曾经到过这个地方,记得附近有一座梅林,再走一会可能就到了“ 众士兵:“噢 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄有梅子吃呀 ̄ ̄ ̄噢 ̄ ̄ ̄“ 半个时辰后——曹仁:“主公!探险队找到了大量的水源!“ 曹操:“哈哈哈哈,大家听到了吗?终于有水喝啦“ 众士兵:“不去……一定要找到梅子……“
17.某女校闹鬼。 有天被小红遇上了。 鬼说:学妹。。。你看。。。我没有脚。。。我没有脚。。。 小红:那有什么。学姐你看,我没有胸部,我没有胸部。
18.一块三分熟的牛排和一块5分熟的牛排在大街上遇到了,为什么他们没打招呼呢??(假设他们会说话) 因为.................... 因为........................ 因为他们都不熟啊~~!哈哈
19.小蛇很慌张地问大蛇哥哥..“哥哥,我们有没有毒??“大蛇说:“你问这干吗.?“小蛇说:“我刚才不小心把自己舌头咬到了。”
20.龟兔赛跑...兔子很快跑到前面去了.. 乌龟看到一只蜗牛爬得很慢很慢..对他说:你上来,我背你吧.. 然后..蜗牛就上来了.. 过了一会..乌龟又看到一只蚂蚁..对他说:你也上来吧.. 于是蚂蚁也上来了。. 蚂蚁上来以后..看到上面的蜗牛..对他说了句“你好” 你们知道蜗牛说什么吗?? 蜗牛说:你抓紧点,这乌龟好快...
21.每次看你穿丝袜的时候…… 我的心中都会有一种无法言喻的感觉, 那就是…… 萝卜还包保鲜膜咧!
22.有一天有个婆婆坐车 坐到中途婆婆不认识路了 婆婆用棍子打司机屁股说:这是哪? 司机:这是我的屁股。
23.甲:“我带你去一个全部女生都没有穿胸罩的地方。” 乙:“真的吗?在哪里?快带我去!” 甲:“就在隔壁的幼儿园!”
24.有一天,老师带一群小朋友到山上采水果。 他宣布说:“小朋友,采完水果后,我们统一一起洗,洗完可以一起吃。” 所有小朋友都跑去采水果了。 集合时间一到,所有小朋友都集合了。 老师:“小华,你采到什么?” 小华:“我在洗苹果,因为我采到苹果。” 老师:“小美你呢?” 小美:“我在洗蕃茄,因为我采到蕃茄。” 老师:“小朋友都很棒哦!那阿明你呢?” 阿明:“我在洗布鞋,因为我踩到大便。”
25.坏消息:一个飞行员从飞机里掉出来了 好消息:他带了降落伞 坏消息:降落伞是坏的 好消息:下面有个干草堆 坏消息:干草堆上有一杆大粪叉 好消息:他没落到大粪叉上 坏消息:他也没落到干草堆上
26.一猴子吃花生前都要先塞进屁股再拿出来吃。对此管理员解释道:曾有人喂它桃子,结果桃核拉不出来,猴子吓怕了,现在一定要量好再吃。
27.一天深夜,一个年轻女子经过一家精神病院时,突然后面传来“哇”的一声。女子扭头一看,一个一丝不挂的男子正在向她追来。女子吓得拔腿就跑,后面的男人紧追不舍。不好,前面是一条死胡同,女子万念俱灰,跪在地上哭着哀求道:“你愿意干什么就干什么吧,只求你不要杀我。”男子狡黠地笑了笑说:“真的?那现在你开始追我。”
28.某精神病院新来护士一名,此女初来乍到,见院中有一病人围着一口古井打转,口中念着:“13,13,……”小护士心中颇为奇怪,想不出这个“13”是何含义,连续观察几日,均是如此。她总想上前问个究竟,但害怕病人发作,始终不敢。 一日,小护士终于安捺不住好奇心,慢慢的走到那个病人身边,探头向井中观望。突然那个病人抱住护士的双腿,往下一掀,开始念:“14,14,14,……”
29.火柴棍突然觉得头很痒,就伸手挠,挠着挠着就把自己烧死了...
30.请问什么动物敲两下就死了呢?答案是:鳄鱼~(因为ko..ko..dead~)
31. 为什么不能在海边讲笑话。。。
答案:会引起。。。(海啸(笑))
32.有一天一个人死了,正要把他拿去火化时,他的自女便问他爸爸说:“爸为什么叔叔他一直流汗啊”他爸爸便说“叔叔没死过阿会紧张的阿”。
33.小白长得很像大白。。。 猜4个字 真相(像)大白
34.《這是馬和牛的戀愛對話》馬對牛說 :i love you!牛說 :i love you too!馬說 :i miss you!牛說 :i miss you too!馬說 :can i kiss you!牛說 :no!馬大吼 :why!牛羞澀的說:因為牛頭不對馬嘴嘛!!
35. 什么艺人打架会掉四百五?
答案是:伍佰打李玖哲因为五百打九折就是四百五了
36.火麒麟飞到北极变什么?
答案:冰麒麟(冰淇淋)
37. 大明和小明是兄弟,小明是妈妈用牛奶养大的,那大明是妈妈用什么养大的呢?答案是:酒~因为久仰大名(酒养大明~)
38.什么东西比吃大便还残!
答案:吃两口咯
39.烤肉的时候最怕发生什么事情呢? 答案 : 最怕肉跟你装熟!
40.水姓什么???
答案:水性(姓)杨花
41.从前有个人钓鱼,钓到了只鱿鱼。 鱿鱼求他:你放了我吧,别把我烤来吃啊。 那个人说:好的,那么我来考问你几个问题吧。 鱿鱼很开心说:你考吧你考吧! 然后这人就把鱿鱼给烤了..
42.什么建筑物最高??答案是“回教堂”应为他最靠近月亮!!
43.有两个人掉到陷阱里了,死的人叫死人,活人叫什么? - 叫救命啦!
44:提问:布和纸怕什么? 回答:布怕一万,纸怕万一。 原因:不(布)怕一万,只(纸)怕万一。
45:有一天有个婆婆坐车… 坐到中途婆婆不认识路了…. 婆婆用棍子打司机屁股说:这是哪? 司机:这是我的屁股…..
46. 高考化学题:A和B可以相互转化,B在沸水中可以生成C,C在空气 中氧化成D,D有臭鸡蛋气味,问A,B,C,D各是什么? 答:A是鸡,B是生鸡蛋,C是熟鸡蛋,D当然是臭鸡蛋啦!
47:橡皮、老虎皮、狮子皮哪一个最不好? 答:橡皮。 因为橡皮擦(橡皮差)。
48. 一天,小美和她男友开车出去兜风, 车快没油了,刚好旁边有个加油站,开过去的时候,突然一阵狂风把她男友的帽子刮跑了。 小美的男友对她说: 「我去捡帽子,你帮我加油。」 男友刚跑开不远,就听到小美在他后面大喊: 「加油!加油!」
49:一只猩猩经过树林,不小心采到了长臂猿的粪便, 好心的猩猩帮长臂援打扫了. 过了不久他们相爱了,别人问你们是怎么走到一起的? 猩猩回答说:'是猿粪(缘分).!'
50:老师在课堂上对小明提问,小明站起来却一声不吭。 老师:小明?
老师:小明?? 老师:小明!你怎么回事啊?你到底知不知道答案啊?好歹吱一声啊! 小明:吱~
51:如何让饮料变大杯? 念大悲咒
52. MM找大学迷路了。遇见一位文质彬彬的教授。 MM:请问,我怎样才能到大学去? 教授:只有努力读书,才可以上大学。
2009年8月22日星期六
Dinner in Korean House
After the dinner in Korean House, all I can say is----mmmmmmm........
It rocks!! (Although most of it is spicy) Love it so much.
I was wondering if I can have spicy food, it will be much better!! (Sob sob...T.T)
So, these are the food:
It rocks!! (Although most of it is spicy) Love it so much.
I was wondering if I can have spicy food, it will be much better!! (Sob sob...T.T)
So, these are the food:
A little taufu for free!!
Spicy again..... It contains many seafood in it but so sad. -cannot eat-
Leng Mian(cold noodle). Tasted nice at first but worse and worse later on. Can't figure out why...
2009年8月13日星期四
Happy Cheese~~
I brought a camera to school today. While catching pictures, students who passed by were shocked because 3 prefects were checking out the pictures we caught. Buahahaha.... I'm here to say.... I have a permission to bring a camera.
Well, I'd caught some pictures. These are them.


Well, I'd caught some pictures. These are them.


2009年8月11日星期二
A nice song from Capital Choir
It's a children's choir and they really sang incredibly great!!!
I love their solo parts and the beginning of the song. They sound good.
How much did I hope a could have such talent....
2009年6月25日星期四
Tagged by Qian Ying
1. Who are you?
Cherlyne aka Cherry Mok Jia Yi
2. Are we friends?
Yep.
3. When and how did we meet?
In primary years ago
4. Did you like me at all?
How do you think?
5. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
QY. coz it's your initial.
6. Descirbe me in one word.
Changing
7. What was your first impression?
I don't make first impressions to others.
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
well, blah blah blah
9. What reminds you of me
Prefects
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
A birtday present. Happy birthday (25th June)
11. How well do you know me?
I'm not convinced that i know you very well, but at least i know who you are...hehe
12. When's the last time you saw me?
In the afternoon in school
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Don't be that serious la.
14. Are you going to post this in your notes and see what I say about you?
Ah ha
15. What is my best attribute?
Being a part in my life and also leading and supporting me to upload videos in youtube.
My Taggy-ies
1.Cally
2.Yan Yee
3.Ming Zhao
4.Yin Jun
5.Eunice Lim
6.Yushu
7.Zi Ning
Cherlyne aka Cherry Mok Jia Yi
2. Are we friends?
Yep.
3. When and how did we meet?
In primary years ago
4. Did you like me at all?
How do you think?
5. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
QY. coz it's your initial.
6. Descirbe me in one word.
Changing
7. What was your first impression?
I don't make first impressions to others.
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
well, blah blah blah
9. What reminds you of me
Prefects
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
A birtday present. Happy birthday (25th June)
11. How well do you know me?
I'm not convinced that i know you very well, but at least i know who you are...hehe
12. When's the last time you saw me?
In the afternoon in school
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Don't be that serious la.
14. Are you going to post this in your notes and see what I say about you?
Ah ha
15. What is my best attribute?
Being a part in my life and also leading and supporting me to upload videos in youtube.
My Taggy-ies
1.Cally
2.Yan Yee
3.Ming Zhao
4.Yin Jun
5.Eunice Lim
6.Yushu
7.Zi Ning
2009年6月24日星期三
Don't blame me, it's me
These days, if i'd been very emo and unfriendly, then it's very very sorry.
I have no idea why, but problems accur and it's just too early to for me. I'm not feeling well, exams and someone made me insane too.
Not feeling well is nothing to me, but it'll make me cold, very very cold.
Exams, it's over. But results are waiting for me.
And the someone, you know who you are. Can't you realise that you're now in secondary, that you should not be what you are now? You're just like making yourself up up high in the sky, pretending to be very clever, and acting like you're the king that everyone must listen to you and obey your instructions. It's not you. It's just someone or something in your heart that made you.
I know that being abandoned is hurting, but being hate is worse than that. You're now making yourself so fustrated, so childish. Maybe having some kai gor is not a problem, but you could say that they are your kai gor, not someone that is more important than yourself, or i can say, someone you like. Ok, i admit, loving someone is not guilty because i'm in love too, but it's not telling others that he is yeng, clever, this, and that. I can say that you're short tempered, if any major thing happen to you, then it will change into a big problem when you release these temper to others.
Society. You can say that it's just a society, but also making it a big stress to you. Can't imagine that you'd chosen the second choice. I know that responsible is important, but not until stressing yourself and others. Try to make a realease, and you'll find that having fun is the most important task in a society.
I tell all these to you, is not because i hate you. I'm just letting you know your problems and maybe, change it.
I have no idea why, but problems accur and it's just too early to for me. I'm not feeling well, exams and someone made me insane too.
Not feeling well is nothing to me, but it'll make me cold, very very cold.
Exams, it's over. But results are waiting for me.
And the someone, you know who you are. Can't you realise that you're now in secondary, that you should not be what you are now? You're just like making yourself up up high in the sky, pretending to be very clever, and acting like you're the king that everyone must listen to you and obey your instructions. It's not you. It's just someone or something in your heart that made you.
I know that being abandoned is hurting, but being hate is worse than that. You're now making yourself so fustrated, so childish. Maybe having some kai gor is not a problem, but you could say that they are your kai gor, not someone that is more important than yourself, or i can say, someone you like. Ok, i admit, loving someone is not guilty because i'm in love too, but it's not telling others that he is yeng, clever, this, and that. I can say that you're short tempered, if any major thing happen to you, then it will change into a big problem when you release these temper to others.
Society. You can say that it's just a society, but also making it a big stress to you. Can't imagine that you'd chosen the second choice. I know that responsible is important, but not until stressing yourself and others. Try to make a realease, and you'll find that having fun is the most important task in a society.
I tell all these to you, is not because i hate you. I'm just letting you know your problems and maybe, change it.
2009年6月10日星期三
2009年6月4日星期四
Guess who
I
Enjoy
The Time
We Spent
In
School.
Though
It's Short
But Still
Your Presence
Make
My Life
More
Interesting.
I
Like
To Stare
At
You
For
Sometimes.
It
Just
Make
Me
Feel That
"He's
The Right
Person
That
Can
Support Me
And
Advice Me
And Maybe
Love Me."
I
Don't
Know
How You
Feel
About Me,
But
What
I Want You
To Know
Is,
Can
You Talk
To Me
More Often?
I
Do Not
Mind That
If You
Don't Like
Me,
But
A Few
Sentence
A Day
From You,
Can
Make Me
Smile
With
My Heart.
=]
I
Do Not
Enjoy
Walking
Behind
You
Or
In Front Of
You.
It's
Because
When
I'm
Walking
Behind
You,
My Heart
Will
Break
Into
Pieces.
Cause
I Feel
That
You're
So Far
Away..
Walking
In Front
Of
You,
Cuts Down
The Chances
Of
Staring
At
You.
Running
Towards
You
Makes
Me
Feel
That
I Can
Reach
For
You.
Thank You
For
Your
Jokes
And
Lameness
Trying
To Make
Me
Feel
Happy,
Free From
Emo.
And
I
Hope That
The
Thing
I
Gave
You,
You'll
Treat
Yourself
Something
Nice.
How
I Wish
If
I Have
The Time
To
Spent
With You,
And We
Can Treat
Ourselves
Something
Nice
With It.
Good
Luck
In
This Term
Exam!
Cause
I Know
You
Can
Do It!
All
The
Best!
Enjoy
The Time
We Spent
In
School.
Though
It's Short
But Still
Your Presence
Make
My Life
More
Interesting.
I
Like
To Stare
At
You
For
Sometimes.
It
Just
Make
Me
Feel That
"He's
The Right
Person
That
Can
Support Me
And
Advice Me
And Maybe
Love Me."
I
Don't
Know
How You
Feel
About Me,
But
What
I Want You
To Know
Is,
Can
You Talk
To Me
More Often?
I
Do Not
Mind That
If You
Don't Like
Me,
But
A Few
Sentence
A Day
From You,
Can
Make Me
Smile
With
My Heart.
=]
I
Do Not
Enjoy
Walking
Behind
You
Or
In Front Of
You.
It's
Because
When
I'm
Walking
Behind
You,
My Heart
Will
Break
Into
Pieces.
Cause
I Feel
That
You're
So Far
Away..
Walking
In Front
Of
You,
Cuts Down
The Chances
Of
Staring
At
You.
Running
Towards
You
Makes
Me
Feel
That
I Can
Reach
For
You.
Thank You
For
Your
Jokes
And
Lameness
Trying
To Make
Me
Feel
Happy,
Free From
Emo.
And
I
Hope That
The
Thing
I
Gave
You,
You'll
Treat
Yourself
Something
Nice.
How
I Wish
If
I Have
The Time
To
Spent
With You,
And We
Can Treat
Ourselves
Something
Nice
With It.
Good
Luck
In
This Term
Exam!
Cause
I Know
You
Can
Do It!
All
The
Best!
MCE Rocks a lot!!
I joined MCE and gained many experiences(what a boring introduction).
First day, choir members go for the competition. Gambateh Gambateh neh!! We're very gan jiong, but we managed to sing well. In the second part, we went inside and watched their performance. Everyone did well, and got a little pressure.
Second day, we are looking upon the results. Well, we sang the MCE theme song. It was wonderful, but I forgotten to bring my booklet, what a mess!! Finally, we got our results. We got the HIGH SILVER DIPLOMA. Well done to all.
Third day, many of us didn't go for the festival, so the bus was like soo much space to be filled. Today, Yoon Leen gave us a file of scores and a tag for writing our names. But the bad news appears. If anyone miss any of it inside, they'll cost you RM10 to get another one to you. In other hand, my sister is not around because she's not feeling well. And so, i have to take another one for her. The total cost in my hand is RM100. O.O OMG!! Disaster never ends when Professor Andre let us sing the new song directly before giving us any training. Blah Blah Blah... We sing like the worst I'd ever heard before.
Fourth day, well, sing sing and sing. Then, we sing again. It was like singing all day long. My arms was like something sharpen it. Argh! Pain!!
Fifth day, EMO all day long. Even can't stand of SOMETHING appeared in my mind, and eventually burst out crying. I LIKE U, I HATE U. That's people.
Anyway, after MCE, it was like soooo damn sien. Well, took a lot of picture, but I'll upload it later coz I'm figuring out how to upload it.
First day, choir members go for the competition. Gambateh Gambateh neh!! We're very gan jiong, but we managed to sing well. In the second part, we went inside and watched their performance. Everyone did well, and got a little pressure.
Second day, we are looking upon the results. Well, we sang the MCE theme song. It was wonderful, but I forgotten to bring my booklet, what a mess!! Finally, we got our results. We got the HIGH SILVER DIPLOMA. Well done to all.
Third day, many of us didn't go for the festival, so the bus was like soo much space to be filled. Today, Yoon Leen gave us a file of scores and a tag for writing our names. But the bad news appears. If anyone miss any of it inside, they'll cost you RM10 to get another one to you. In other hand, my sister is not around because she's not feeling well. And so, i have to take another one for her. The total cost in my hand is RM100. O.O OMG!! Disaster never ends when Professor Andre let us sing the new song directly before giving us any training. Blah Blah Blah... We sing like the worst I'd ever heard before.
Fourth day, well, sing sing and sing. Then, we sing again. It was like singing all day long. My arms was like something sharpen it. Argh! Pain!!
Fifth day, EMO all day long. Even can't stand of SOMETHING appeared in my mind, and eventually burst out crying. I LIKE U, I HATE U. That's people.
Anyway, after MCE, it was like soooo damn sien. Well, took a lot of picture, but I'll upload it later coz I'm figuring out how to upload it.
2009年5月24日星期日
Went to Bukit Gasing
Sunday morning, woke up at 7.15 a.m(My mother didn't wake me up at 7 so i'm late)Argh!! What a bad starting for today!! Nvm, it's ok.
On the way to Bukit Gasing, we pass by Catholic High, my beloved school, and I was thinking of turning into the junction and go straight into my school. But later on, 'woke up' and found that i'm not going to school, but Bukit Gasing.
When we reach there, I realise that we're late, but not too late to be honest. Then, we went through a briefing from Auntie Jackie and our leaders. Well, we're going to Hulu Langat and this is my second trip to there. Well, enough. Let's start our journey climbing this hill. Actually i went here with Bilden-s for about two times so this is the third time here. And so, i'm not afraid that I'll be exhausted.(Actually it's just a short journey but i can't figure out why are they looking into it soo toughly.)
Walking along the roadside, i'm thinking when will we arrive at the hill, but we arrived then.Well, of course, we climbed the hill and stopped for a rest after a while. Suddenly, Hee Keng(our group member) vomitted in front of me. Fortunately, he didn't vomit on me, of else i'll probably kill him instantly.
After resting for a while, a group of men passed by. We greeted them, and they greeted us. BORING!! The last person in their group was having a dog with him. The dog seemed to be exhausted, lying in front of me. CUTE MAN!! but lazy... The owner was pulling it so that it will go, but it refused to do so. So, the owner was like so damn smart to leave it there, and continued climbing up the hill. The dog was looking up to his owner, looking so sad. Then, the owner turned back, asking the dog again if it wants to continue. Of course, the dog is so afraid that the owner will leave it alone, so it stormed up back to him. What a good ending...
Later on, we climbed until we reach a slope, quite hard to climb down to be honest, so we rested, letting others to climb first. After others had climbed down, guess what, me and Yee Jing(leader) decided to wait for Jie Ming(.. too) after her '灵感' were all written down in her notes. When we met, a passerby told us that there is a secret tunnel there. So we went into there. At there, we found a nice view. Well, many '灵感' came across Jie Ming again, and Wei Teng(mentor) went to call the other members to come here. Well, do you think that they will come all the way back just to see this scenery? Then we continued our journey.
When we all meet up, we walked in a group and pass by Auntie Jackie. They said that there is a snake after this. WOW! it's true! My first timer to watch a snake in a short distance.
Well, after that, I came out with a poem:
我仿佛正步入礼堂,
期待着它那一句
“I DO”
我听见,
它仿佛向我说着,
嫁给我吧!
我看见,
它仿佛向我伸出双手,
请求着我要接受他。
我能感受到,
它仿佛向我散发着芬芳,
引诱着我!
我愿意, 将我的一生, 让你来定。
我爱你,大自然!
Can't really believe that i can write this out in just a short time.
On the way to Bukit Gasing, we pass by Catholic High, my beloved school, and I was thinking of turning into the junction and go straight into my school. But later on, 'woke up' and found that i'm not going to school, but Bukit Gasing.
When we reach there, I realise that we're late, but not too late to be honest. Then, we went through a briefing from Auntie Jackie and our leaders. Well, we're going to Hulu Langat and this is my second trip to there. Well, enough. Let's start our journey climbing this hill. Actually i went here with Bilden-s for about two times so this is the third time here. And so, i'm not afraid that I'll be exhausted.(Actually it's just a short journey but i can't figure out why are they looking into it soo toughly.)
Walking along the roadside, i'm thinking when will we arrive at the hill, but we arrived then.Well, of course, we climbed the hill and stopped for a rest after a while. Suddenly, Hee Keng(our group member) vomitted in front of me. Fortunately, he didn't vomit on me, of else i'll probably kill him instantly.
After resting for a while, a group of men passed by. We greeted them, and they greeted us. BORING!! The last person in their group was having a dog with him. The dog seemed to be exhausted, lying in front of me. CUTE MAN!! but lazy... The owner was pulling it so that it will go, but it refused to do so. So, the owner was like so damn smart to leave it there, and continued climbing up the hill. The dog was looking up to his owner, looking so sad. Then, the owner turned back, asking the dog again if it wants to continue. Of course, the dog is so afraid that the owner will leave it alone, so it stormed up back to him. What a good ending...
Later on, we climbed until we reach a slope, quite hard to climb down to be honest, so we rested, letting others to climb first. After others had climbed down, guess what, me and Yee Jing(leader) decided to wait for Jie Ming(.. too) after her '灵感' were all written down in her notes. When we met, a passerby told us that there is a secret tunnel there. So we went into there. At there, we found a nice view. Well, many '灵感' came across Jie Ming again, and Wei Teng(mentor) went to call the other members to come here. Well, do you think that they will come all the way back just to see this scenery? Then we continued our journey.
When we all meet up, we walked in a group and pass by Auntie Jackie. They said that there is a snake after this. WOW! it's true! My first timer to watch a snake in a short distance.
Well, after that, I came out with a poem:
我仿佛正步入礼堂,
期待着它那一句
“I DO”
我听见,
它仿佛向我说着,
嫁给我吧!
我看见,
它仿佛向我伸出双手,
请求着我要接受他。
我能感受到,
它仿佛向我散发着芬芳,
引诱着我!
我愿意, 将我的一生, 让你来定。
我爱你,大自然!
Can't really believe that i can write this out in just a short time.
2009年5月21日星期四
How well do you know about Swine Influenza?
什么是猪流感?What is Swine Influenza?
猪流感(Swine Influenza, swine flu)是猪的一种呼吸道疾病,它的病原是一种能造成周期性爆发的A型流感病毒。猪流感病毒的致病率很高,但猪的死亡率低。猪流感病毒在全年都有可能传播,但大部分会在深秋和冬季月份爆发,这一点与人流感类似。典型的猪流感病毒(A型H1N1病毒)于1930年第一次从猪身上分离出来。
Swine Influenza (swine flu) is a respiratory disease of pigs caused by type A influenza virus that regularly causes outbreaks of influenza in pigs. Swine flu viruses cause high levels of illness and low death rates in pigs. Swine influenza viruses may circulate among swine throughout the year, but most outbreaks occur during the late fall and winter months similar to outbreaks in humans. The classical swine flu virus (an influenza type A H1N1 virus) was first isolated from a pig in 19
现在有多少种猪流感病毒?How many swine flu viruses are there?
就像所有的流感病毒一样,猪流感病毒也在不停地变化当中。禽流感,人流感以及猪流感病毒都会对猪造成感染;当不同种来源的流感病毒同时感染时,病毒之间就会重新“洗牌”(交换基因),从而产生一种新的“禽人猪”混合病毒。随着时间的推移,也出现了猪流感病毒的多种变种:现在人们从猪身上分离出了4种主要的A型流感病毒亚型: H1N1, H1N2, H3N2, H3N1。但最近从猪分离出来的流感病毒大部分都是H1N1型病毒。
Like all influenza viruses, swine flu viruses change constantly. Pigs can be infected by avian influenza and human influenza viruses as well as swine influenza viruses. When influenza viruses from different species infect pigs, the viruses can reassort (i.e. swap genes) and new viruses that are a mix of swine, human and/or avian influenza viruses can emerge. Over the years, different variations of swine flu viruses have emerged. At this time, there are four main influenza type A virus subtypes that have been isolated in pigs: H1N1, H1N2, H3N2, and H3N1. However, most of the recently isolated influenza viruses from pigs have been H1N1 viruses.
人类会感染猪流感吗?Can humans catch swine flu?
一般来说猪流感并不会感染人类,但人们已经发现了少数人类感染猪流感的病例。这些病例大部分出现在与猪有直接接触的人群中(例如,市场上与猪接触的儿童,以及养猪业的工人)。另外也有一些病例是猪流感从一个人传染到另一个人的情况,例如1988年在威斯康星爆发的猪流感造成了多人感染。尽管猪流感没有在社区中传播开来,但抗体实验证实病毒从病人传播到了与其有近距离接触的医护人员身上。
Swine flu viruses do not normally infect humans. However, sporadic human infections with swine flu have occurred. Most commonly, these cases occur in persons with direct exposure to pigs (e.g. children near pigs at a fair or workers in the swine industry). In addition, there have been documented cases of one person spreading swine flu to others. For example, an outbreak of apparent swine flu infection in pigs in Wisconsin in 1988 resulted in multiple human infections, and, although no community outbreak resulted, there was antibody evidence of virus transmission from the patient to health care workers who had close contact with the patient.
人类感染猪流感的症状是什么?What are the symptoms of swine flu in humans?
人类感染猪流感的症状预计会与人类感染季节性流感的症状类似,包括发烧,瞌睡,厌食以及咳嗽。一些感染猪流感的病人出现了流鼻涕,咽喉痛,恶心,呕吐以及腹泻的症状。
The symptoms of swine flu in people are expected to be similar to the symptoms of regular human seasonal influenza and include fever, lethargy, lack of appetite and coughing. Some people with swine flu also have reported runny nose, sore throat, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea.
吃猪肉会感染猪流感吗?Can people catch swine flu from eating pork?
不会,猪流感病毒不会通过食物传播。吃猪肉或者猪肉制品不会使人感染猪流感,因此食用妥善处理过或者烹调过的猪肉及猪肉制品是安全的。与其他细菌或者病毒一样,将猪肉加热至内温160°F(71.1 °C)就会杀死猪流感病毒。
No. Swine influenza viruses are not transmitted by food. You can not get swine influenza from eating pork or pork products. Eating properly handled and cooked pork and pork products is safe. Cooking pork to an internal temperature of 160°F kills the swine flu virus as it does other bacteria and viruses.
猪流感是如何传播的?How does swine flu spread?
流感病毒能够直接从猪传染到人,或者从人传染到猪。人被猪感染最常见的情形是人与受感染的猪有近距离接触,例如在猪圈里,或者在市场上展出的猪。人与人的猪流感传播也是可能的,它的传播方式被认为与季节性流感传播的方式一样,即主要通过病人的咳嗽,打喷嚏的方式在人群之间传播。在接触含有病毒的物体之后再摸嘴巴或者摸鼻子也有可能感染病毒。
Influenza viruses can be directly transmitted from pigs to people and from people to pigs. Human infection with flu viruses from pigs are most likely to occur when people are in close proximity to infected pigs, such as in pig barns and livestock exhibits housing pigs at fairs. Human-to-human transmission of swine flu can also occur. This is thought to occur in the same way as seasonal flu occurs in people, which is mainly person-to-person transmission through coughing or sneezing of people infected with the influenza virus. People may become infected by touching something with flu viruses on it and then touching their mouth or nose.
如何诊断人感染了猪流感?How can human infections with swine influenza be diagnosed?
如果需要诊断A型猪流感,一般需要收集病人最开始4-5天发病期的呼吸道标本,这段时间是病人最有可能传播病毒的时期。但对某些人(特别是儿童)可能在最开始的10天时间(或者更长)就开始传播病毒。如果需要确认A型猪流感病毒,需要将标本送至CDC进行实验室检验。
To diagnose swine influenza A infection, a respiratory specimen would generally need to be collected within the first 4 to 5 days of illness (when an infected person is most likely to be shedding virus). However, some persons, especially children, may shed virus for 10 days or longer. Identification as a swine flu influenza A virus requires sending the specimen to CDC for laboratory testing.
感染了猪流感的病人有何治疗措施?What medications are available to treat swine flu infections in humans?
现在有4种抗病毒药品被允许在美国治疗流感:金刚烷胺(amantadine),金刚乙胺(rimantadine),奥塞米韦(oseltamivir)和扎那米韦(zanamivir)。这四种药品对大部分猪流感病毒都有效,但最近从人类分离出来的猪流感病毒对金刚烷胺和金刚乙胺有抗药性。因此,CDC建议使用奥塞米韦和扎那米韦来对猪流感病毒进行治疗和/或预防。
There are four different antiviral drugs that are licensed for use in the US for the treatment of influenza: amantadine, rimantadine, oseltamivir and zanamivir. While most swine influenza viruses have been susceptible to all four drugs, the most recent swine influenza viruses isolated from humans are resistant to amantadine and rimantadine. At this time, CDC recommends the use of oseltamivir or zanamivir for the treatment and/or prevention of infection with swine influenza viruses.
如何预防猪流感
如何預防H1N1新型流感,疾管局說,一般民眾勤洗手是最重要的預防手段、維持良好個人衛生、減少出入公共場所或戴口罩、並與遭感染者保持1公尺以上安全距離。具有呼吸道症狀民眾應停止上班上課,在家休息、戴口罩、咳嗽時用衛生紙遮口鼻並丟入垃圾桶、手部接觸到呼吸道分泌物之後要洗手、儘可能與別人保持1公尺以上距離。洗手也有撇步。要用肥皂和溫水洗滌15到20秒;沒有水時,可用含酒精成分的潔手液或凝膠清潔劑,使用凝膠時要摩擦雙手,直到凝膠變乾。
猪流感(Swine Influenza, swine flu)是猪的一种呼吸道疾病,它的病原是一种能造成周期性爆发的A型流感病毒。猪流感病毒的致病率很高,但猪的死亡率低。猪流感病毒在全年都有可能传播,但大部分会在深秋和冬季月份爆发,这一点与人流感类似。典型的猪流感病毒(A型H1N1病毒)于1930年第一次从猪身上分离出来。
Swine Influenza (swine flu) is a respiratory disease of pigs caused by type A influenza virus that regularly causes outbreaks of influenza in pigs. Swine flu viruses cause high levels of illness and low death rates in pigs. Swine influenza viruses may circulate among swine throughout the year, but most outbreaks occur during the late fall and winter months similar to outbreaks in humans. The classical swine flu virus (an influenza type A H1N1 virus) was first isolated from a pig in 19
现在有多少种猪流感病毒?How many swine flu viruses are there?
就像所有的流感病毒一样,猪流感病毒也在不停地变化当中。禽流感,人流感以及猪流感病毒都会对猪造成感染;当不同种来源的流感病毒同时感染时,病毒之间就会重新“洗牌”(交换基因),从而产生一种新的“禽人猪”混合病毒。随着时间的推移,也出现了猪流感病毒的多种变种:现在人们从猪身上分离出了4种主要的A型流感病毒亚型: H1N1, H1N2, H3N2, H3N1。但最近从猪分离出来的流感病毒大部分都是H1N1型病毒。
Like all influenza viruses, swine flu viruses change constantly. Pigs can be infected by avian influenza and human influenza viruses as well as swine influenza viruses. When influenza viruses from different species infect pigs, the viruses can reassort (i.e. swap genes) and new viruses that are a mix of swine, human and/or avian influenza viruses can emerge. Over the years, different variations of swine flu viruses have emerged. At this time, there are four main influenza type A virus subtypes that have been isolated in pigs: H1N1, H1N2, H3N2, and H3N1. However, most of the recently isolated influenza viruses from pigs have been H1N1 viruses.
人类会感染猪流感吗?Can humans catch swine flu?
一般来说猪流感并不会感染人类,但人们已经发现了少数人类感染猪流感的病例。这些病例大部分出现在与猪有直接接触的人群中(例如,市场上与猪接触的儿童,以及养猪业的工人)。另外也有一些病例是猪流感从一个人传染到另一个人的情况,例如1988年在威斯康星爆发的猪流感造成了多人感染。尽管猪流感没有在社区中传播开来,但抗体实验证实病毒从病人传播到了与其有近距离接触的医护人员身上。
Swine flu viruses do not normally infect humans. However, sporadic human infections with swine flu have occurred. Most commonly, these cases occur in persons with direct exposure to pigs (e.g. children near pigs at a fair or workers in the swine industry). In addition, there have been documented cases of one person spreading swine flu to others. For example, an outbreak of apparent swine flu infection in pigs in Wisconsin in 1988 resulted in multiple human infections, and, although no community outbreak resulted, there was antibody evidence of virus transmission from the patient to health care workers who had close contact with the patient.
人类感染猪流感的症状是什么?What are the symptoms of swine flu in humans?
人类感染猪流感的症状预计会与人类感染季节性流感的症状类似,包括发烧,瞌睡,厌食以及咳嗽。一些感染猪流感的病人出现了流鼻涕,咽喉痛,恶心,呕吐以及腹泻的症状。
The symptoms of swine flu in people are expected to be similar to the symptoms of regular human seasonal influenza and include fever, lethargy, lack of appetite and coughing. Some people with swine flu also have reported runny nose, sore throat, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea.
吃猪肉会感染猪流感吗?Can people catch swine flu from eating pork?
不会,猪流感病毒不会通过食物传播。吃猪肉或者猪肉制品不会使人感染猪流感,因此食用妥善处理过或者烹调过的猪肉及猪肉制品是安全的。与其他细菌或者病毒一样,将猪肉加热至内温160°F(71.1 °C)就会杀死猪流感病毒。
No. Swine influenza viruses are not transmitted by food. You can not get swine influenza from eating pork or pork products. Eating properly handled and cooked pork and pork products is safe. Cooking pork to an internal temperature of 160°F kills the swine flu virus as it does other bacteria and viruses.
猪流感是如何传播的?How does swine flu spread?
流感病毒能够直接从猪传染到人,或者从人传染到猪。人被猪感染最常见的情形是人与受感染的猪有近距离接触,例如在猪圈里,或者在市场上展出的猪。人与人的猪流感传播也是可能的,它的传播方式被认为与季节性流感传播的方式一样,即主要通过病人的咳嗽,打喷嚏的方式在人群之间传播。在接触含有病毒的物体之后再摸嘴巴或者摸鼻子也有可能感染病毒。
Influenza viruses can be directly transmitted from pigs to people and from people to pigs. Human infection with flu viruses from pigs are most likely to occur when people are in close proximity to infected pigs, such as in pig barns and livestock exhibits housing pigs at fairs. Human-to-human transmission of swine flu can also occur. This is thought to occur in the same way as seasonal flu occurs in people, which is mainly person-to-person transmission through coughing or sneezing of people infected with the influenza virus. People may become infected by touching something with flu viruses on it and then touching their mouth or nose.
如何诊断人感染了猪流感?How can human infections with swine influenza be diagnosed?
如果需要诊断A型猪流感,一般需要收集病人最开始4-5天发病期的呼吸道标本,这段时间是病人最有可能传播病毒的时期。但对某些人(特别是儿童)可能在最开始的10天时间(或者更长)就开始传播病毒。如果需要确认A型猪流感病毒,需要将标本送至CDC进行实验室检验。
To diagnose swine influenza A infection, a respiratory specimen would generally need to be collected within the first 4 to 5 days of illness (when an infected person is most likely to be shedding virus). However, some persons, especially children, may shed virus for 10 days or longer. Identification as a swine flu influenza A virus requires sending the specimen to CDC for laboratory testing.
感染了猪流感的病人有何治疗措施?What medications are available to treat swine flu infections in humans?
现在有4种抗病毒药品被允许在美国治疗流感:金刚烷胺(amantadine),金刚乙胺(rimantadine),奥塞米韦(oseltamivir)和扎那米韦(zanamivir)。这四种药品对大部分猪流感病毒都有效,但最近从人类分离出来的猪流感病毒对金刚烷胺和金刚乙胺有抗药性。因此,CDC建议使用奥塞米韦和扎那米韦来对猪流感病毒进行治疗和/或预防。
There are four different antiviral drugs that are licensed for use in the US for the treatment of influenza: amantadine, rimantadine, oseltamivir and zanamivir. While most swine influenza viruses have been susceptible to all four drugs, the most recent swine influenza viruses isolated from humans are resistant to amantadine and rimantadine. At this time, CDC recommends the use of oseltamivir or zanamivir for the treatment and/or prevention of infection with swine influenza viruses.
如何预防猪流感
如何預防H1N1新型流感,疾管局說,一般民眾勤洗手是最重要的預防手段、維持良好個人衛生、減少出入公共場所或戴口罩、並與遭感染者保持1公尺以上安全距離。具有呼吸道症狀民眾應停止上班上課,在家休息、戴口罩、咳嗽時用衛生紙遮口鼻並丟入垃圾桶、手部接觸到呼吸道分泌物之後要洗手、儘可能與別人保持1公尺以上距離。洗手也有撇步。要用肥皂和溫水洗滌15到20秒;沒有水時,可用含酒精成分的潔手液或凝膠清潔劑,使用凝膠時要摩擦雙手,直到凝膠變乾。
2009年5月17日星期日
Du passt so gut zu mir...(You are so good to me)
If you are not a choir member,
If you are not a German,
I bet you won't know what am I writing.
Du passt so gut zu mir wie Zu-cker zum Kaf-fee
Du passt so gut zu mir so wie das A zum B
der Ge-dan-ke Den du denkst
ja den-sel-ben denk ich langst
und ich weiB schon fruih was du mir a-bends shenkst....(lot more)
This is our german song for choir, and I can memorise in just one night (well, in the right spelling too, perasan-ing).

Furthermore, i'm acting in the Phantom of The Opera, and i'm Raoul de Chagny. Nothing to be proud with it, because we are changing our genders (some frankly), and i'm just acting for the main charactor. (Although my english tuition teacher said that Raoul is no one but Erik's the main charactor)Well, tought i can be Christine because i'm a choir member(For that I can sing without further polishing). But, well, it's fine. Without taking this seriously, i came for the practise, and improve a lot as mentioned by Ley Mun, from nothing at all to memorise all the script in just half a day.(Actually, it's not that much to memorise.)But i bet i will forget in just 2 days time, and i have to refresh and refresh until i can 'sing' out the words.
*She sang like an angel.
*I'm going to her dressing room and visit her now.
*No,Christine,No. You must be my wife.
OMG, how am I telling all those to Benny??
Well, figure it out later,
Signing out~~
If you are not a German,
I bet you won't know what am I writing.
Du passt so gut zu mir wie Zu-cker zum Kaf-fee
Du passt so gut zu mir so wie das A zum B
der Ge-dan-ke Den du denkst
ja den-sel-ben denk ich langst
und ich weiB schon fruih was du mir a-bends shenkst....(lot more)
This is our german song for choir, and I can memorise in just one night (well, in the right spelling too, perasan-ing).

Furthermore, i'm acting in the Phantom of The Opera, and i'm Raoul de Chagny. Nothing to be proud with it, because we are changing our genders (some frankly), and i'm just acting for the main charactor. (Although my english tuition teacher said that Raoul is no one but Erik's the main charactor)Well, tought i can be Christine because i'm a choir member(For that I can sing without further polishing). But, well, it's fine. Without taking this seriously, i came for the practise, and improve a lot as mentioned by Ley Mun, from nothing at all to memorise all the script in just half a day.(Actually, it's not that much to memorise.)But i bet i will forget in just 2 days time, and i have to refresh and refresh until i can 'sing' out the words.
*She sang like an angel.
*I'm going to her dressing room and visit her now.
*No,Christine,No. You must be my wife.
OMG, how am I telling all those to Benny??
Well, figure it out later,
Signing out~~
2009年5月9日星期六
2009年5月5日星期二
First timer our beloved Pn. Ong dripped her tears
Beloved Pn. Ong,
A short advise from Pn. Cheam is nothing at all. Although i don't really think that our class is that noisy in your class (actually we're noisy in all times), but a little advise is just something we have to face in our lives. I don't mean that we must make mistakes, but we will make mistakes. Making us fun in your class is supposed your aim first you stepped in our class, but not too fun in my words. Don't be afraid, just be yourself. We'll always help you out whenever we can, whenever you need us. Come back to yourself, you don't have to change according to anyone.
Sincerly,
Cherlyne.
This afternoon, while Pn. Ong stepped in our class, she called out Gloria to tell out what Pn. Cheam had mentioned to her. I can feel something bad coming. In a simple way, Gloria said that Pn. Cheam wants us to be quiet while studying in Pn. Ong's class. And Pn. Ong told us about how Pn. Cheam scolded her. Eventually, she lost her control and dripped her tears in front of us. I can feel her feelings, and unexpectly, i drop my tears too. Thought that i'm the only one who cried, but i realised that Yushu is also doing it. It was just too bad for us. I realised that the problem is not from Pn. Ong, but us.
A short advise from Pn. Cheam is nothing at all. Although i don't really think that our class is that noisy in your class (actually we're noisy in all times), but a little advise is just something we have to face in our lives. I don't mean that we must make mistakes, but we will make mistakes. Making us fun in your class is supposed your aim first you stepped in our class, but not too fun in my words. Don't be afraid, just be yourself. We'll always help you out whenever we can, whenever you need us. Come back to yourself, you don't have to change according to anyone.
Sincerly,
Cherlyne.
This afternoon, while Pn. Ong stepped in our class, she called out Gloria to tell out what Pn. Cheam had mentioned to her. I can feel something bad coming. In a simple way, Gloria said that Pn. Cheam wants us to be quiet while studying in Pn. Ong's class. And Pn. Ong told us about how Pn. Cheam scolded her. Eventually, she lost her control and dripped her tears in front of us. I can feel her feelings, and unexpectly, i drop my tears too. Thought that i'm the only one who cried, but i realised that Yushu is also doing it. It was just too bad for us. I realised that the problem is not from Pn. Ong, but us.
2009年5月4日星期一
Wow!! laughing with Yushu like MAD!!
Allow me to write in chinese,(actually i don't have to write this coz i'm writing this blog, u can't disallow me=)
今天,某某节时,洺shan突然发出了一声很奇怪的声音,好奇的我转过头,瞪大眼睛看着洺shan,而她也似乎和惊讶。 随后,我们同时大笑了起来。笑着笑着,糟糕!停不下来了!! 再笑着笑着,脸似乎抽筋了起来,肚子也开始痛了。残了!!真的停不下来了!!(我还怀疑自己会不会笑死人呢)
ok, enough laughing, but wait, Yushu is still laughing.
Zhong Yih feel weird, and he kept asking why are we laughing. Well, do you think we tell him?
Thinking back, it's still very funny though.I bet I'd not laugh that mad for years.
今天,某某节时,洺shan突然发出了一声很奇怪的声音,好奇的我转过头,瞪大眼睛看着洺shan,而她也似乎和惊讶。 随后,我们同时大笑了起来。笑着笑着,糟糕!停不下来了!! 再笑着笑着,脸似乎抽筋了起来,肚子也开始痛了。残了!!真的停不下来了!!(我还怀疑自己会不会笑死人呢)
ok, enough laughing, but wait, Yushu is still laughing.
Zhong Yih feel weird, and he kept asking why are we laughing. Well, do you think we tell him?
Thinking back, it's still very funny though.I bet I'd not laugh that mad for years.
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