2008年8月30日星期六

can you guess these?

what is the relationship between a bird and a fly?
a bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

can you guess these?

1. why Audrey brings a ladder to her new school?
because she is going to her new high school.
2. what did the ant told the elephant that cause it fainted immediately?
"i am pregnent and the baby is yours."
3. when did 1+1 does not equals to 2?
when someone counts wrongly.
4. 哪一个历史人物是洞里的光?
孔明。
5. which queen is our beloved lizard queen?
Queen E'lizard'beth.