can you guess these?

what is the relationship between a bird and a fly?
a bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

can you guess these?

1. why Audrey brings a ladder to her new school?
because she is going to her new high school.
2. what did the ant told the elephant that cause it fainted immediately?
"i am pregnent and the baby is yours."
3. when did 1+1 does not equals to 2?
when someone counts wrongly.
4. 哪一个历史人物是洞里的光？
孔明。
5. which queen is our beloved lizard queen?
Queen E'lizard'beth.

What happen to your phone?
I tried calling you but the operator said:"Welcome to the monkey department, the monkey you trying to call is not on the tree, please try again later."

I miss my primary school!! T.T

To all my primary friends,

Hope you may have new friends in your secondary school and do not forget me!

有一对情侣，因为男方得出国留学而分开了。在那段时期，他们都有通电话。突然，女方遇到车祸，不幸去世了。临死前，女方特地吩咐她的母亲将她的手机一起埋起来。男方回国后，从女方的母亲得知消息后，伤心不已。但他这才知道，他们的手机。。。叫着。。。天。地。通。。。

Who said that English is easy....
Fill in the blank with 'yes' or 'no'.
1. _____, I don't have a brain.
2. _____, Jia Yi is beautiful.

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一天，一位老师正在给学生讲课，说：“吉汉语里，‘吕’字代表两人接吻。”
一位同学站起来说：“那‘品’字是否表示三个人接吻？”
一位同学又问说：“那么‘器’字是否代表四个人和一只狗接吻？”

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Meaning of "wife" and "husband":

W=Wonderful
I=Item
F=For
E=Entertainment

H=Handsome
U=Useful
S=Smart
B=But
A=At
N=Night
D=Dangerous

A new blog for me!!

In the 19th of January 2008, I had made my new blog. I hope this will make me more modern.

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Friendship means alot to me,

U laugh, I laugh,

U cry, I cry,

U jump out the wimdow,

I look out the window and say:

"FU YOH!!! COMFIRM MATI!!!"

Friends forever right? =.=ll