2008年3月6日星期四

有一对情侣,因为男方得出国留学而分开了。在那段时期,他们都有通电话。突然,女方遇到车祸,不幸去世了。临死前,女方特地吩咐她的母亲将她的手机一起埋起来。男方回国后,从女方的母亲得知消息后,伤心不已。但他这才知道,他们的手机。。。叫着。。。天。地。通。。。

2008年2月16日星期六

Who said that English is easy....
Fill in the blank with 'yes' or 'no'.
1. _____, I don't have a brain.
2. _____, Jia Yi is beautiful.

2008年1月22日星期二

Time For Some Jokes!!!

Feel like your going insane?
Heartpain and emotional confusion?
You are probably suffering from the'I miss Jia Yi'
Syndrome!
for instant relief call
03-12345678

Time For Some Jokes!!!

Welcome to www.cute.com.
Type password:CUTE
New member name:CUTE
Processing......
Sorry you are too old to be cute,please try www.tua.com.

笑话时间到!!!

一天,一位老师正在给学生讲课,说:“吉汉语里,‘吕’字代表两人接吻。”
一位同学站起来说:“那‘品’字是否表示三个人接吻?”
一位同学又问说:“那么‘器’字是否代表四个人和一只狗接吻?”

2008年1月19日星期六

Time for some jokes!! /// 笑话时间到!! ( 1 )

Meaning of "wife" and "husband":

W=Wonderful
I=Item
F=For
E=Entertainment

H=Handsome
U=Useful
S=Smart
B=But
A=At
N=Night
D=Dangerous

A new blog for me!!

In the 19th of January 2008, I had made my new blog. I hope this will make me more modern.

Time for some jokes!! /// 笑话时间到 ( 2 )

Friendship means alot to me,

U laugh, I laugh,

U cry, I cry,

U jump out the wimdow,

I look out the window and say:

"FU YOH!!! COMFIRM MATI!!!"

Friends forever right? =.=ll